April 2013
24 posts
“I want to thank you for never being there anymore. Your absence has forced me to...”
– Counterparts (via fabulousbitch69)
mariokarth:
what if nipples changed color depending on your mood
people: ugly teenagers become attractive adults
me: my whole life depends on this.
gurlbyeee:
To be honest I just don’t really think that piercings, tattoos, hair color, etc. should be considered unprofessional. Being professional is about your attitude and how you handle certain situations and how you interact with people. How are you going to decide someone is unprofessional just because they have blue hair? That just doesn’t make sense to me.
I'm not together, but I'm getting there: I can’t... →
drowningin-mymind:
I can’t explain this feeling anymore. It’s like I’m not even here anymore. I’m not living anymore. I’m dead inside, there’s nothing left of me anymore. Everyday is a struggle to get through. Everyday I break a little more. I can’t do it anymore, there’s nothing to save. I have nothing ahead of me….
justhopingforhappiness:
becarefuliloveyoustayintouch:
laughing-llama:
will I ever grow out of tumblr or will I still be here blogging in my thirties
oh my god i never thought about that
“grandma will you make me some cookies?”
“shut up, grandma’s got a blog to run”
you’re planning on being a grandma when you’re in your thirties
cumlourry:
deodrant:
i exercised once
oh my god are you okay?
March 2013
96 posts
davekatswag:
one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”
then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was...
darrynek:
fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side
connuh:
i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
eleanorjanestyle:
localnativity:
i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool
nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post
peetababy:
I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????
I’m not saying we should have sex but we should
